Thursday, December 27, 2012

Erectzan Review

Oh man, if you guys are thinking about taking Erectzan, DON'T. This garbage gave me a terrible headache and made me feel like I was going to explode.

I took it last Saturday about two hours after having dinner. BIG MISTAKE. I serioulsy considered going to the hospital and getting my stomach pumped or something but I was too embarrassed to.

I'm starting to wonder if this whole thing is just a big mistake. Are all of these male enhancement pills just made in china and full of harmful shit? Definitely going to be more careful the next time I try one of these things.

Avoid at all costs. Next up is the Rizer XL. Going to wait a few days before giving it a shot though.
I will report back with my findings.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Erectzan Is Next

I actually have a date for tonight, so I'm looking forward to that. I won't take any supplements because I don't expect to have sex, just a nice dinner and then we're going to see the Book of Mormon-- that new musical about Mormonism done by the guys that created South Park. It's supposed to be hilarious. Hopefully this date will go well. Wish me luck with that...

The other night when I tried out the Vaso Ultra it worked but it didn't work great. I could feel like it helped my blood flow a bit, but I wasn't sure if I was actually any harder. 

I'm going to give the Erectzan a shot this weekend and see how that goes. Maybe I'll even get to use it in action. 



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Saturday, December 15, 2012

First up was the Vaso Ultra. I found this and the other 3 brands to try online. This stuff is endorsed by porn star Ron Jeremy. I chose Vaso Ultra because it is supposed to contain a significant amount of tribulus terrestris. Apparently it's supposed to contain a proprietary type of tribulus terrestris called "Protodex."

I took two of these after dinner last night and then put on some porn. It did seem to help a bit. I was able to get hard, but I didn't think I was any harder or bigger than I was before, like they promised. I wonder if I should have taken some more to make it more powerful. Overall, I'd rate it a 6 out of 10. I would probably try it again if I had nothing else, but I'm going to keep looking.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

tribulus terrestris

Tribulus is a plant that's found in southeast Asia and Australia. It grows in the jungles and native tribal medicine men have been using it for centuries to treat male sexual issues. That's why I decided to look into it. 

Apparently there are several products on the market that contain tribulus terrestris so I started checking out a few of them. It's hard to know which companies have products with real, high quality ingredients. I bought four different types of pills that contain tribulus terrestris and I'm going to try them out to see which one works best. 

Here are the products I bought: 
Vaso-Ultra
Erectzan
Rizer XL
PHGH

I will try them out one at a time and report back my findings. Stay tuned!


Friday, December 7, 2012

Enzyte

I picked up some of this stuff at the liquor store last night and tried it out (by myself) to see if it had any effect on me. I just felt kind of flushed and it messed with my stomach. I was reading some stuff on the net about tribulus terrestris, so I'm going to try that out next. Will let you know how it works for me,. 

Monday, December 3, 2012

The Dating Pool

Oh crap you guys. I had no idea what I was in for. OKCUPID is amazing. At first. There are so many women on this website, so many of them are beautiful and I've been matched up with some women I thought would be perfect for me.

So I sent out some messages. I messaged four women.

None responded.

The search continues...

Friday, November 30, 2012

Why Can't I Get It Up and Keep It Up?

There are a lot of health problems that can mess up your dick.

But I don't think I have any of those problems. I exercise. I eat a healthy diet. I'm not diabetic and I don't have blood pressure problems. So what's my fucking problem?

I just feel drained. Like I have less energy than I did in the past and I just don't feel excited about doing shit anymore.

Since my wife left me I've been drinking more and that's been taking a toll on my health. I'm trying to cut back on that but it's hard to sleep some nights.

I don't want to go to bed alone anymore. I created a profile on OKcupid and I'm going to try to start dating again. Maybe going out with some new women will get me going again.

We'll see how that goes. I will give you guys a full report on whatever happens.


Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The Journey Begins

After getting something from my doctor that only gave me headaches, I've started looking to alternative and herbal remedies for my problems. 

I need something to give me a harder erection and something that will allow me to last longer. 

My penis just will not get as hard as it used to. 

I started using a penis pump but it was embarrassing, took forever, and the results were extremely temporary. I'd stay up for 15 minutes at most. 

And while I was pumping myself up, my wife was getting bored. 

She eventually got so bored she left... AND DIVORCED ME. 

I was like a man on a desert island without a raft. And I didn't even have the wood to build myself one. 

So now I was really desperate. I started trying everything I could get my damn hands on. And I wasn't even worried about what I was putting into my body-- I just wanted it to work. 

That was before I knew what I was doing. I made some mistakes along the way, but I learned a lot and I want to share with you some of my new found knowledge. I hope this blog can be a guide to help any guy out there that needs it-- I'm going down that road so I can tell you what to watch out for and where to go. 



Friday, November 23, 2012

How I Got Back To Chopping Wood

It started about the time I turned 40. I was on vacation with my wife in Hawaii. We were having this really great time for the first two days, but on the second night, we tried to have sex and...well, things changed...

I wasn't as hard as I used to be. I noticed it right away. What's worse is that once I noticed, the problem seemed to only exacerbate itself. The more I thought and worried about it, the worse it got.

When I got back to the mainland, I fucking. tried. everything. I knew I needed to take care of this issue right away so I started doing a bunch of research trying to figure out how to fix my problem. This is a blog documenting my journey back to lumberjack.


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